Outfit 104

One could talk of the unconventional sitting positions, and one could imagine the uncomfortable airiness. Let me tell you, wearing low cut jeans while bending over on the floor to cut fabric patterns is ridiculously irritating, and something I’m forced to deal with on a day-to-day basis. Talk is cheap and experience is necessary. Believe me when I say I have tried every single position possible, and these is no way to pleasantly sit without the evident plumbers-crack. For a time, I attempted to combat this grave situation with dresses. However, I soon grew to hate the loose ends of the skirt and their malicious goal of brushing pattern pages off their predetermined places.

And then one day, the heavens opened up and presented me with a celestial package containing the answer to everything: high-waisted Levi’s. Well, perhaps that wasn’t exactly how it happened, but I like to pretend my life is more interesting than it really is.

End.

– Gabrielle Bayona

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